If just one lovely person out there in cyber land had a couple of tips on how to survive the next month, I would be eternally grateful.
Christmas seems to be coming at me from every angle at the moment, and I just can't cope with it. Every time I turn on the TV, I'm bombarded by a million adverts promising the best presents, the fattest turkey, and a dozen plastic faces sporting wide toothed grins. Who are obviously enjoying the most amazing Christmas ever.
As soon as I step into a shop I can immediately hear the dreaded Christmas tunes making the usual rounds. Someone change the record please. I really don't think I can cope with 3 more weeks of Noddy Holder screaming, "Its Chrisssstmaas...!" My ears are bleeding.
And as for people posting on facebook about Christmas, well, that's another story. But I really don't need to know that you've just seen the Coca-Cola advert, its been around for 10 years, I think its an established fact that you will see it some time over the next month.
Oh dear. I really am a miserable bitch tonight. Apologies.
I just don't think I've got the strength to survive this month.
I want to go to bed, fall asleep and wake up again in January.
It doesn't happen very often but I've just burst into tears as I'm sat here....I think its time to stop typing...